Commit to memory these literal online nasties, for your anti-spyware security systems need to be on the up and up. The files listed here are just as bad as your resident hacker on acid, foaming at the mouth over encryption codes and IRS databases. Havoc is the combined nickname for each of them (including the hackers that use them). They are the devils of cyberspace, equal to those fallen angels of Christianity that the archangel Michael has to face in the name of God and it will destroy your wildblue internet and seek solace in your most important files. Computer death and laptop torture are the norm for these monsters of the World Wide Web. And beware! They hide in the most obscure places, sharpening their blades and licking their lips as you come across on the street. Trust that they’ll jump you like the hapless prey you are. But as long as you know where they are and when they strike, you will, indeed, be safe. Here are the mug shots; if you see any of these criminals ever, please call the number 1-800-PROTECT (a fake number, so don’t call). Thank you very much!
n-CASE. A pop-up ad spyware program.
PurityScan. a fake anti-spyware program designed to block porn sites.
CoolWebSearch. A home page thief and browser setting burglar.
Gator. Banner adware program. Really annoying.
ISTba/AUpdate. Toolbars that reportedly show pornography and pop-ups.
Transponder. Information feeder to registration sites, allowing more pop-ups. Also very annoying.
Internet Optimizer. Error Page Hijacker. Virtually renders your browser useless.
KeenValue. Another information feeder and adware program.
TIBS Dialer. Phone modem hacking software that redirects users to porn and prepaid phone sites.
Perfect Keylogger. Keystroke tracker that saves all vital, hackable information.
Please be careful in dealing with these specific threats. Most of them might not even look like threats. That’s normal. Consult your nearest anti-spyware security system, and stay protected. That is all, folks. Have a nice day.